Erica Wides is not happy. Pumpkin spice is everywhere, Burger King is making black buns, foodiness has taken over and everybody is trying to sell you a pink ribbon (or a donut). She wonders if these ribbons and donuts really do anything to make us healthier and proposes something entirely new – Foodiness Awareness Month. You might want to sit down for this one.

“Going back 3,000 years in food history, the pumpkin spice mania has never been as high as it is today. It’s a true sign of the apocalypse. Our days may be numbered.” [02:00]

“With all the corn grown in the USA — artificiaial candy corn flavor??? I have no comment on that..” [13:00]

“If your poop is green and it’s not because you’ve OD’d on Broccoli – you’ve got a problem.” [22:00]