We’re all really, really scared these days. Scared for the future, scared for the planet (well, some of us), scared of scary scaring clowns scaring kids, scared of scary clowns pretending to be legit candidates…OMG, so much scariness! And it’s not even Halloween yet!

But even worse than all that scary stuff…is GLUTEN! Oh no, GLUTEN! The big scary monster lurking in all our most delicious foods, like bread!

Well, you all know how I feel about this, that unless you are straight-up legit diagnosed with Celiac disease, get over yourself and your gluten issues. Just don’t eat that shitty, processed, non-organic industrial bread and other crap that make up the SAD (Standard American Diet) that you’re stuffing your face with. Ditch that crap, and you’ll start feeling a lot better, a lot faster.

Unless you’re today’s guest, Peter Michael Marino. He’s my teacher and friend, a comedian, actor and solo performer, and founder of SOLOCOM, in which I’ll be performing in November. And he IS straight-up legit diagnosed with Celiac, so he has something to fear, for real, in gluten. He’s joining us today in the Foodiness Fallout Shelter, to discuss.

He’s a funny guy, so it should be a good time for all. Join us, why dontcha? Live today at 2:00 on www.heritageradionetwork.org or later on www.letsgetrealshow.com or iTunes!