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Biting Into A Pumpkin Spice Flavored Halloween Hershey’s Kiss Is Worse Than Biting Into A Razor Blade

Episode: 76

Erica Wides spent her Halloween in misery thanks to the foodiness candy flavors! Tune into this episode of Let’s Get Real to hear how Erica’s diabolical candy-stealing efforts resulted in a gross tasting of this year’s fake-flavored treats. Caramel apple Milky Way bars? Pumpkin-spiced Hershey Kisses? What happened to the Halloween tradition of pure chocolate? Learn how Starbuck’s has created the impression that pumpkins are a purely seasonal food. Is there any real pumpkin in the Starbuck’s pumpkin spice latte? Doubt it! Want to find out how to make your own pumpkin-flavored foods using a real pumpkin? Tune into this edition of Let’s Get Real! Today’s program has been brought to you by Route 11 Potato Chips. Music has been provided by takstar.

 

 

“Let’s just say this: a candy corn with a hidden razor blade would have been preferred… No more pumpkin spice-flavored anything ever again!” [15:10]

Erica Wides on Let’s Get Real

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