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Foodiness Reeducation Camp, Part 1

Episode: 50

Are you the “right” kind of person? Lucky for you, Erica Wides is here to sign you up for a session at Foodiness Reeducation Camp! Are you getting hungry after Erica’s boot camp regiment? Well, Foodiness Reeducation Camp only serves real food in its cafeteria, so you better be hungry for rabbit legs and greens! Breakfast will consist of real, organic oatmeal… with no artificial sweeteners! After breakfast, you will be helping build a stone wall to keep out the GE Monsanto militia! Re-train your palate to forget the fake fruit-corn syrup flavors you’ve known since birth! This episode has been brought to you by Tabard Inn.

“If you’re hungry, you better eat what you’re given. That’s part of reeducation… and part of maturity.” [17:20]

“Foodiness is everywhere- even in your bath products!” [30:00]

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