EPISODE 47 | June 11, 2019

“WATER, WATER everywhere, and not a drop to drink!”- The soaking wet WATER episode!!

Argh babe-a-rinos! You’re parched and tired, and you’ve come to the right place! This week Bretton and Z are going…

EPISODE 46 | June 4, 2019

“Let’s just jam!” The STRAWBERRY episode w/ VERY special guest GAIL SIMMONS!!

Well folks, it simply doesn’t get any better than this! We are in the dead of spring, and there are…

EPISODE 45 | May 28, 2019

“Picnic Shmicnic!”- The PICNIC episode w/ guests Lillian DeVane & Kelly Sullivan

Ahoy summertime snack fiends! We have a room temp episode coming atcha this week with very special guests Lilian DeVane and Kelly Sullivan of…

EPISODE 44 | May 21, 2019

“I spent a week there one night!- The TEQUILA Episode!

In this weeks episode, drunken fools Bretton Scott and Zahra Tangorra are talking, and drinking, TEQUILA!! What the heck is…

EPISODE 43 | May 14, 2019

You’ve got CRABS! The CRAB episode!

Today Bretton and Z discuss everyone’s favorite snack in a shell……CRABS! Boil ‘em, smash ‘em, put ‘em in a cake!…

EPISODE 42 | May 7, 2019

“I SCREAM, you SCREAM! AHH WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!? The Ice Cream episode with guest Rose Levy Beranbaum!

Today on the show Bretton and Z welcome legendary cookbook author and desert GODDESS to the show, Rose Levy Beranbaum!…

EPISODE 41 | April 16, 2019

We are the Egg Men! – The EGGisode

Cook it up, fry it up, put it on a roll! Fill it with peanut butter, or just eat it…

EPISODE 40 | April 9, 2019

“CANDY MAN, CANDY MAN, CANDY MAN!” The CANDY episode!

In this sticky sweet episode, Bretton and Z are getting ready for Jesus’ homecoming by talking all things CANDY! It’s…

EPISODE 39 | April 2, 2019

“Shame, regret and Advil”-The HANGOVER Episode

On today’s episode, Bretton and Z are joined by Gin expert, friend of the show and man about town, Robby…

EPISODE 38 | March 26, 2019

“FLOUR power!”- The FLOUR EPISODE

We love you so much that we brought you all FLOURS! Thats right babes, Bretton and Z are taking it…

EPISODE 37 | March 19, 2019

“CAWFEE TAWK” – The COFFEE episode w/ very special guest Dana Cowin

Wake up with some Life’s a Banquet in your cups! On this very special and highly caffeinated episode, Bretton and…

EPISODE 36 | March 12, 2019

“Excess CABBAGE!” – The CABBAGE episode

It’s crunchy, it’s smelly, it’s drenched in mayo! That’s right babes, today Bretton and Z are talking mother natures most…

EPISODE 35 | March 5, 2019

“It’s like breakfast, but bitchier!”- The BRUNCH episode!

Eggs, bacon, hangovers, sweat, and rage. The bittersweet combonation of French Toast and vomit. It’s that meal that can’t quite…

EPISODE 34 | February 26, 2019

“Don’t be a wet NOODLE!” The NOODLE episode

Spaghetti, Udon, Lo Mein, those things that old people grip onto in the pool. What do they all have in…

EPISODE 33 | February 19, 2019

“It’s not delivery, it’s Life’s a Banquet!!! – The FROZEN PIZZA episode!!

On today’s extra cheezy episode, Breton and Z sink their teeth into the history of FROZEN PIZZA!!! So, here you…

EPISODE 31 | February 5, 2019

“Excuse me waiter, but there’s a fly in my SOUP.”- The Soup Episode!

On today’s steaming hot episode, Bretton and Z are dishing about everyone’s favorite drinkable meal, SOUP! It’s hot, it’s wet,…

EPISODE 31 | February 12, 2019

“Our BLOODY Valentine!”-The Blood Episode!

We want to suck your……..BLOOD! Or eat it, or make a sausage with it! On this weeks Valentines Day special,…

EPISODE 30 | January 29, 2019

“It’s Fryday!” The French Fry Episode

On this weeks edition of “Life’s a Banquet”, Bretton and Z dip into the history of everyone’s favorite greasy snack-…

EPISODE 29 | January 22, 2019

“All that with a SHERRY on top!” The Sherry Episode

Join Bretton and Zahra as they talk all things Sherry, from Orson Welles to space travel to Charles Dickens! The…

EPISODE 28 | January 15, 2019

“Prosecco wishes and CAVIAR dreams!”- The CAVIAR episode!

Ahoy babes! In their first recording from the Heritage Radio studios, Bretton and Z dive into the fishy history of…

EPISODE 27 | December 24, 2018

Every time a bell rings, Bretton gets ….a gin martini!” -THE MOTHER LOVIN CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR!!!!

Ahoy ladies and finely dressed gentlemen! Christmas time is upon us, and Bretton and Z have a festive and rum…

EPISODE 26 | December 17, 2018

A very MARTHA Christmas!

Seasons greetings lovers! This weeks episode is all about the legend, the myth, the muse, the one and only……MARTHA! More…

EPISODE 25 | December 9, 2018

Everything I have in life I owe to BUTTER!”- The butter episode!!

In this greased up episode, Bretton and Z talk about their absolute favorite edible substance….BUTTER!! The holidays may mean family…

EPISODE 24 | December 3, 2018

I did it all for the COOKIE!! – The cookie episode!

In this nail biting, turn of the century, talk of the town episode, national treasures Bretton Scott and Zahra Tangorra…

EPISODE 23 | November 20, 2018

THANKSGIVING!!!!!!

Join your fave weirdos in this zany episode about some of the wackiest THANKSGIVING stories! Plus musical guest Burt Bacharach!…

EPISODE 22 | November 13, 2018

BONUS EP: THANKSGIVING TIPS

Hey ding dongs! This week, your co-hostess with the mostess, Zahra is serving up a mini Q&A Thanksgiving episode! Bretton…

EPISODE 21 | November 8, 2018

I’m not a chicken, you’re a TURKEY! The turkey episode

Gobble gobble ladies and germs. In this weeks gravy soaked episode, Bretton and Z stuff you with fun facts on…

EPISODE 20 | November 1, 2018

I’m on a WHISKEY diet, I’ve lost three days already!” The WHISKEY episode!

In this drunken episode, Bretton and Zahra discuss the highs and lows of WHISKEY! Makers Mark, Abe Lincoln, hot toddies,…

EPISODE 19 | October 22, 2018

MUUHAHAHA….HALLOWEEN EPISODE!!

BOO, boo’s! In this horrifying episode Z and B tell each other two spooky tales about Halloween things! Listen in…

EPISODE 18 | October 13, 2018

Everyone put your keys in a bowl, we’re taking the 1960’s!

Sexy babes rejoice! In this over the top fabulous episode B & Z talk about the highs and lows in…

EPISODE 17 | September 30, 2018

Don’t panic, but there’s PCP in the clam chowder!

B and Z talk about everyone’s favorite bivalve! This week the duo unveils two clamtastic stories about, that’s right, CLAMS!!…

EPISODE 16 | September 16, 2018

Can corn curb MASTURBATION?!

Hey kiddos! Join B & Z this week as they talk about the highs and lows of America’s sweetheart: CORN!…

EPISODE 15 | September 7, 2018

Don’t Just Stare At It, Eat It: Food & Sex!

In this blazing hot and dripping wet episode, Bretton and Z explore where the two best hinges in life, food…

EPISODE 14 | August 29, 2018

STOP THE INSANITY RIGHT NOW! Crazzzy DIETS!!

No carbs. No fat. Lot of fat. Too many beans! In this weeks episode Bretton and Z deep dive into…

EPISODE 13 | August 24, 2018

The disturbing history of WHITE BREAD!

Bretton and Z talk bread in this weeks episode. Specifically the ugly, racist history of white bread in America. The…

EPISODE 12 | August 13, 2018

BURGERS!!!

In this nail biting episode, Bretton and Z talk about burgers! How we like them, where to get them, and…

EPISODE 11 | August 6, 2018

How ‘bout these NUTS?!

This week Bretton and Z are nuts about nuts- Hickory nuts to be exact! And Black Walnuts! And Chestnuts! All…

EPISODE 10 | July 29, 2018

Martinis Are Like Boobs-….AMAZING!

In this episode Bretton and Z get kind of drunk as they discuss the grimy history of Gin and the…

EPISODE 9 | July 21, 2018

The Most Fabulous Food TV Star You’ve NEVER Heard Of!!

Think you know everything there is to know about food media? Well babes, we are here to introduce you to…

EPISODE 8 | July 16, 2018

Bagels & Lox: have a NOSH!

Bretton & Z reveal the history of Bagels & Lox in New York City, and explore the wonderful food contributions…

EPISODE 7 | July 8, 2018

Hotel Bemelmans

Is there anything more glamorous than New York high society in the 1940’s? Well behind the glitz of every shiny…

EPISODE 6 | June 29, 2018

That One Christmas When They ATE THE ENTIRE ZOO!

In this difficult to digest episode, Bretton and Z discuss the infamous zoo animal dinner party of Christmas 1870. The…

EPISODE 5 | June 22, 2018

Finger…Licking….. You know the rest!

Bretton and Zahra deep dive in to the strange path to success of “The Colonel”. Life’s A Banquet is powered…

EPISODE 4 | June 15, 2018

Smother it All in KETCHUP

This week Bretton and Zahra talk bankruptcy, sploshing and banging the bottom of the bottle!! Life’s A Banquet is powered…

EPISODE 3 | June 8, 2018

The Best Scene in Annie Hall

In this edge of your seat episode, Bretton and Zahra uncover the sordid past of the ocean’s most beloved bug!…

EPISODE 2 | July 8, 2018

Ice, Ice, Baby!

In this episode Bretton and Zahra chat about the early days of the ice trade! Life’s a Banquet is powered by…

EPISODE 1 | June 7, 2018

Cheers Darlings!

Bretton and Zahra discuss the struggle of the bubble during wartime!  Life’s a Banquet is powered by Simplecast.